Player Bio

Position	Scrum Half
Birthplace	Bowdon
Height	170 cm
Weight	77 kg

Bio

Previous Clubs

Bowdon

Nickname

Macca

Bio

Once worked for MI5 and was an international playboy. Now lead a quieter life running an insurance and risk management practice. Live in Sale and I am married to Anita. We have two boys, both of whom are Sale Scorpions.

Q&A

What's the funniest thing you've seen or heard on the pitch?

A winger asking if he could remove his false teeth before the opposition prop hit him.

If you could have one superpower what would it be?

Mind Control - it will help with my Jedi training

What's your favourite joke?

You are trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and an Australian rugby fan. Question: You have a gun and two bullets. What do you do? Answer: Shoot the Australian, twice.

What has been your best rugby moment?

Scoring my first try for Sale under the posts at HR. Age 41 years and 264 days

What couldn't you live without?

Oxygen

Do you have any match day superstitions or routines?

No!!

Who is your favourite superhero?

Hong Kong Phooey

Who would you like to be stuck in a lift with?

Euripides